CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS- CD- NEW (This is a computer gig? Good Grief!)

CALL 631-xxxx OR RESPOND TO THIS AD.
NEW AND SEALED. YOU CAN PICK IT UP OR WE CAN SHIP WORLDWIDE.
Track Listing
1. O Tannenbaum
2. What Child Is This?
3. My Little Drum
4. Linus and Lucy
5. Christmas Time Is Here - (instrumental)
6. Christmas Time Is Here - (Vocal)
7. Skating
8. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
9. Christmas Is Coming
10. Für Elise
11. Christmas Song, The
12. Greensleeves

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Matt says: I love Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang as much as the next person but why sell a cd in 'computer gigs' or even on craigslist like this? I know people all over the world are dying to get their hands on one more version of Linus and Lucy but since you can ship it worldwide, you are 100 percent forgiven... no, not really.
Merry Xmas!

Seeking weekly house cleaner (SO detail oriented...)

Hi--

I'm looking for someone to clean my apartment once a week. It's a large one bedroom, nothing important to tell you. The usual apartment features: floors, tables, a bed, a kitchen, a bathroom. $40 per week.

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Matt's commentary: Nothing important to tell me?! Bummer, a letdown for sure! I might want to know the size of the apartment but knowing that it's got the usual old standard stuff puts me at ease! :)

public relations (PR) person with media contacts and know-how (It's all about who you know)

The pay for this gig is $18/hour plus bonuses ($200 to $2000) for specific successes in getting us visible press. You track your hours and provide summaries of progress and of how your time is spent. Our office is in West Chelsea (gallery district).

We are looking for someone to help us get the word out about our innovative e-learning product in the field of language learning. Are your friends and associates writers (freelance or staff) who are publishing in major publications (e.g. NY Times, Time, Newsweek, Wired, Atlantic, Harper's, New York, Conde Nast, Reuters, AP, etc.)? Maybe your Rolodex is full of good contacts? You know how to get things done in PR and marketing? We can pay you an hourly and reward you further for your success.

If you are interested, reply with a response that includes the following three items:

1) A custom response to this ad telling us about yourself and why you would be good at this.
2) a resume (attached or in-line)
3) Two (2) references who can speak of your work in this field. Include both phone numbers and email contact addresses. Tell us what you did for them.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Matt's Translation: We want to pay you for your rich and powerful friends list -- not pay you a lot, well it depends on A) How BIG your contact are and B) What they can do for us