LIRR worker, 730 train to Babylon, with a beard - w4m - 23

I'm assuming you'll never see this but anyway, I was on my way home from work and got on the 730 train to Babylon and sat in the last car. You work for the LIRR and got off at Jamaica and we couldn't stop looking at Each other. You have a beard, you're very handsome. I'm blonde, was listening to my iPod.
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Matt wants you to speak UP: There's a chance you can take the 730 for a week or longer and sit in the same car to see if you bump into him but check for the wedding ring and then talk to him. Start casual or not but go for it. Chances of him checking Craigslist and finding your post is less likely than the real life bumping into. Also if we couldn't stop looking at each other means he saw you looking then cool....but men need very blunt signs like staring from women with smiles and/or a wave or tap on shoulder or sit next to us or something...especially on a train at the end of the day coming home from work...I'm just saying 23 yr old blonde with an ipod - maybe listen to more gwen stefani?!

massage wanted (Craigslist? Should be called Massagelist or Massageless)

i am willing top pay any amount just tell me who you are and please be female only as i am as well and have your price not be insane!

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: ? tell me the amount

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Hi woman looking to get a massage from another female: So you understand by saying "I'm willing to pay any amount" followed by "and have your price not be insane" - you have just cancelled yourself out? Oh you mean you were exaggerating because you need a backrub or a rub somewhere really, really badly? I see..it makes perfect sense. If you have money to spend, why not go see a professional masseuse and not waste time looking for Craigslist or is it not (just) massage you seek? The tale unfolds....

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lets make my first night in NY a good 1 - w4m - 20 (so simple and so sure of yourself...)

I just got into town today and i`m pretty bored just sitting around looking for some fun to get into with a nice who like to have fun. I am such a spoiled Princess so it would be so nice if I could meet a guy who is into spoiling sexy petite females. So if this is you then feel free to reply just be serious about meeting when you do. So to speed this up a little bit why not start off by sending me an email telling me how you would like to spoil me and i`ll reply back with a pic and we can go from there.

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Hey Spoiled Princess - Welcome to New York!: I could be way off base here but your ad read something like "I just got to NYC and I'm 20 - I only have so much money and don't know anybody here at all so I'd like to save as much as possible to get by and find some bored, hedgefund guy with tons of money and nothing better to do than troll Craigslist Casual encounters on a weeknight. That about does it right?
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P.S. - Does fun happen after I buy you dinner or after I buy you a park avenue condo?

You looked so tasty - m4m - 28 (People who eat people...& why facebook gets scary too)

I saw you on my friends facebook page, posted about an hour ago. And i have to say...... i havent been turned on so much by a picture before. You are definately italian, or at least thats where your background is from, and i like how much meat you have on you. I'm going the restaurant, where your photo was taken, in two weeks. I believe you are going to be there, well thats at least what my friend said on facebook. And if you are into it, im going to take you in the corner and show you what the real meaning of hungry bottom is. I dont care if you make a mess on my face, i dont care who sees (and by the looks of things i think you wouldnt mind). There were others in the photo album, but you captivate me. I dont think you will see this, but i attached a picture of myself and you, just incase.

Cant wait to taste you

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Hi Facebook Friend of tasty guy: I get missed connections is trying to make one out of one you missed but admitting it all right there on the table on how you found him and putting on the stalker method is not the payout in real life they show you it is in the movies. I hope whatever restaurant you plan to go to has extremely good busboys.
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