CASTING CALLS.. BOTTOMLESS WAITRESS NEEDED ASAP!$300.00 (So you need an actress or waitress or model...oh both..wait huh)

C&J ENTERTAINMENT IS LOOK FOR THICK OR BOTTOM HEAVY FEMALES... WE COMPENSATE YOU $300.00 FOR YOUR TIME. AUDITIONS ARE HELD IN THE BRONX.
PLEASE BRING A THONG/BOOTY SHORTS/AND SHEER TIGHTS OR STOCKINGS...... PLEASE SEND A PICS, A NUMBER, ALONG WITH YOUR DESCRIPTION PLEASE...... THIS I S NOT A 1 TIME GIG, THIS IS A THURSDAY TO SUNDAY NITE GIG FROM 7PM TO 11PM.

Compensation: $300.00
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Matt is confused as you might be too: So bottomless makes me think of some kind of all you can eat buffet or something that has no bottom when all you want is a nice, thick bottom...a big back as sir mix a lot would say or rap. Now if I'm not being silly - I could also take it to mean you want waitresses that won't be wearing bottoms or any underwear yet it seems like they will at least be in a thong which is something...

$300 to be a waitress in a thong for 4 hours isn't bad but I don't think it sounds like a lot when there are fully clothed waiters making that much or more...bartenders too ...and they are allowed to wear all their clothes..
Sounds like a safe, fun work environment -- but the math is nice overall..

$300 = 4 hours sans pants
$1200 = 16 hour workweek in a thong
$4800 = 1 month or 16 nights -- so 64 hours which is about 1.5 regular work week spread out in that time

With 2 weeks of vacation due to holidays and sickness, etc -- $60,000 a year to work 16 hours a week doesn't sound so bad ...but it'll be freezing cold in the winter...hope there are heaters! Happy 2011!


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