Showing posts with label m4m. Show all posts
Showing posts with label m4m. Show all posts

Friday, December 17, 2010

You looked so tasty - m4m - 28 (People who eat people...& why facebook gets scary too)

I saw you on my friends facebook page, posted about an hour ago. And i have to say...... i havent been turned on so much by a picture before. You are definately italian, or at least thats where your background is from, and i like how much meat you have on you. I'm going the restaurant, where your photo was taken, in two weeks. I believe you are going to be there, well thats at least what my friend said on facebook. And if you are into it, im going to take you in the corner and show you what the real meaning of hungry bottom is. I dont care if you make a mess on my face, i dont care who sees (and by the looks of things i think you wouldnt mind). There were others in the photo album, but you captivate me. I dont think you will see this, but i attached a picture of myself and you, just incase.

Cant wait to taste you

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Hi Facebook Friend of tasty guy: I get missed connections is trying to make one out of one you missed but admitting it all right there on the table on how you found him and putting on the stalker method is not the payout in real life they show you it is in the movies. I hope whatever restaurant you plan to go to has extremely good busboys.
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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Here to locate a great guy for a great time. - m4m

with my busy work schedule, it's really difficult to find a male who is serious about love. I grew in South Africa so I am very interested in nature and animals. I love participating in local roller derbies and I love classical/punk rock music. I was bulimic as a child, but rest assured I have gained plenty of weight! I am definitely a people person and I get along easily with others!

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Matt shrinks it out: You want a great time or love (or are they the same thing...)? All those who grew up in South Africa must love nature and animals and lions and tigers and bears? Not sure which is more appealing - your bulimia or your weight gain. I will have to get back to you on that - nice to see a people person out there....very sweet

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