massage wanted (Craigslist? Should be called Massagelist or Massageless)

i am willing top pay any amount just tell me who you are and please be female only as i am as well and have your price not be insane!

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• Compensation: ? tell me the amount

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Hi woman looking to get a massage from another female: So you understand by saying "I'm willing to pay any amount" followed by "and have your price not be insane" - you have just cancelled yourself out? Oh you mean you were exaggerating because you need a backrub or a rub somewhere really, really badly? I see..it makes perfect sense. If you have money to spend, why not go see a professional masseuse and not waste time looking for Craigslist or is it not (just) massage you seek? The tale unfolds....

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