lets make my first night in NY a good 1 - w4m - 20 (so simple and so sure of yourself...)

I just got into town today and i`m pretty bored just sitting around looking for some fun to get into with a nice who like to have fun. I am such a spoiled Princess so it would be so nice if I could meet a guy who is into spoiling sexy petite females. So if this is you then feel free to reply just be serious about meeting when you do. So to speed this up a little bit why not start off by sending me an email telling me how you would like to spoil me and i`ll reply back with a pic and we can go from there.

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Hey Spoiled Princess - Welcome to New York!: I could be way off base here but your ad read something like "I just got to NYC and I'm 20 - I only have so much money and don't know anybody here at all so I'd like to save as much as possible to get by and find some bored, hedgefund guy with tons of money and nothing better to do than troll Craigslist Casual encounters on a weeknight. That about does it right?
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P.S. - Does fun happen after I buy you dinner or after I buy you a park avenue condo?

pats fan? (vs Jet fan vs x factor of a job)

hey, lookin for a pats fan to help a jets fan make good on a humilating bet. shoot me an email if u might be interested

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Matt likes the Giants: Pats are dominating right now while the Jets have been plain bad, but I digress because this to me sounds shady. Under compensation it says "yea" - Needing someone's help like a new england patriots face paint specialist or are we talking muscle/intimidator or maybe just a wild card? Well now we know yet another reason why they play the games.