short, sweet, and simple..the ad isnt that long either! ha - 18 (A gal that knows who she is and what she wants..)

hey! you found my ad. i feel like my amazing smile, outgoing personality,kind and compassionate nature are all going to waste. i need a good guy to share it with (thats deserving of course).so lets see what the internet can do for me ! here is the short and sweet version of the me's and you's. hope to hear from you soon and thanks for your reply :]

me:
18
thick/chubby
shorter side of things (5'5)
black and choctaw native american mixed
pretty :]
i have all my teeth! lol jk ...............no, but seriously, they are all there :]
(funny)
intelligent
witty
amusing
blessed with the gift of gab
and so muc more! haha



you:
younger than 27
respectful
sweet
romantic
paitent
taller side of things (over 5'8)
husky/cuddly/football build
inteligent
goal oriented
independent

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Hey thick/chubby/teethful gabber! Great to see you on the internet and your typos aside - glad that you are looking for a football player type guy who is on craigslist looking for a gal and also happens to be sweet, romantic, respectful, independent and goal oriented! You are right about one thing for sure - you are (funny) or what I like to type as "funny". Best of luck with your search - have you tried plentyoffreaks yet?
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pats fan? (vs Jet fan vs x factor of a job)

hey, lookin for a pats fan to help a jets fan make good on a humilating bet. shoot me an email if u might be interested

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Matt likes the Giants: Pats are dominating right now while the Jets have been plain bad, but I digress because this to me sounds shady. Under compensation it says "yea" - Needing someone's help like a new england patriots face paint specialist or are we talking muscle/intimidator or maybe just a wild card? Well now we know yet another reason why they play the games.