Classically trained thespian seeking role of a man who sleeps on his parents couch and eats nothing but microwavable popcorn and ice cream. I have thoroughly researched this role for the past 6 months. Guaranteed award worthy performance.
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Matt thinks: You're awesome - no sarcasm...as a fellow actor -- love it! Break a leg getting that role...
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Showing posts with label deniro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deniro. Show all posts
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Re-Holiday Companion CREEPY WEIRDO (Wow Craigslist is just like a movie cept it's real life)
[I believe this is a response to this Craigslist Ad - for reference]
ALL THIS GUY WANTS IS SEX,,,,,THIS IS NOT A COMPANION AD HE IS SOLICITING FOR SEX OR AS HE CALLS IT ,,,,",MAYBE A MASSAGE WOULD BE NICE" WEIRDO,,,,,,I GUESS IF YOUR A PROSTITUTE GO AHEAD AND RESPOND. THIS IS LIKE HIS 4TH AD.
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Way to Call the Old Man Out: Capital letters means YOU ARE ANGRY right? The guy just wants to talk (probably without any clothes on, true). I wonder if talking as opposed to doing is tougher on a prostitute like it's more work or harder work (although pun intended - the other form is.. but they are used to it).
P.S.: Thank you for counting or guesstimating how many ads older fellow has posted in regards to looking for a "holiday sitter". By the way Ben Stiller is coming out with a new film called "Little Fockers" but it's really just "Meet the Parents" for the 3rd time give or take a new Deniro look and gross out gag. Don't lose your finger over it! Happy Holidays!
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ALL THIS GUY WANTS IS SEX,,,,,THIS IS NOT A COMPANION AD HE IS SOLICITING FOR SEX OR AS HE CALLS IT ,,,,",MAYBE A MASSAGE WOULD BE NICE" WEIRDO,,,,,,I GUESS IF YOUR A PROSTITUTE GO AHEAD AND RESPOND. THIS IS LIKE HIS 4TH AD.
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Way to Call the Old Man Out: Capital letters means YOU ARE ANGRY right? The guy just wants to talk (probably without any clothes on, true). I wonder if talking as opposed to doing is tougher on a prostitute like it's more work or harder work (although pun intended - the other form is.. but they are used to it).
P.S.: Thank you for counting or guesstimating how many ads older fellow has posted in regards to looking for a "holiday sitter". By the way Ben Stiller is coming out with a new film called "Little Fockers" but it's really just "Meet the Parents" for the 3rd time give or take a new Deniro look and gross out gag. Don't lose your finger over it! Happy Holidays!
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