[I believe this is a response to this Craigslist Ad - for reference]
ALL THIS GUY WANTS IS SEX,,,,,THIS IS NOT A COMPANION AD HE IS SOLICITING FOR SEX OR AS HE CALLS IT ,,,,",MAYBE A MASSAGE WOULD BE NICE" WEIRDO,,,,,,I GUESS IF YOUR A PROSTITUTE GO AHEAD AND RESPOND. THIS IS LIKE HIS 4TH AD.
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Way to Call the Old Man Out: Capital letters means YOU ARE ANGRY right? The guy just wants to talk (probably without any clothes on, true). I wonder if talking as opposed to doing is tougher on a prostitute like it's more work or harder work (although pun intended - the other form is.. but they are used to it).
P.S.: Thank you for counting or guesstimating how many ads older fellow has posted in regards to looking for a "holiday sitter". By the way Ben Stiller is coming out with a new film called "Little Fockers" but it's really just "Meet the Parents" for the 3rd time give or take a new Deniro look and gross out gag. Don't lose your finger over it! Happy Holidays!
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Thursday, December 16, 2010
Holiday Sitter (E SGV) (A Winter Woodenland?)
Male 66,, seek Female for companionship for about3 months.
2days a week @ 2hrs hours per day @ 150.00 per wk
Must be dependable and have reliable car
BE OVER 35, race ,size and looks doesn't matter just be real. Must be flexible
Also MUST be open minded not looking for sex.
If interested please send contact # will not return emails
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Dear Male Aged 66: You want "companionship" for 2 days a week for 2 hours? What kind of "friendship" is that..or "companionship"? When the phrases open minded and not looking for sex are combined that usually means looking for sex but what do I know. Also if you can't return emails at age 66, maybe 2 hours isn't long enough even with viagara? Interesting you chose over 35 so 36 and up or does that include age 35 because 3 decades is a solid time frame. In fact I'm in my early 30s and just get lost thinking about those babies being my age one day and me being... well yea, no no I definitely do not! Good Luck sir (also there's a difference between a babysitter, a nurse and a companion ya know)
2days a week @ 2hrs hours per day @ 150.00 per wk
Must be dependable and have reliable car
BE OVER 35, race ,size and looks doesn't matter just be real. Must be flexible
Also MUST be open minded not looking for sex.
If interested please send contact # will not return emails
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Dear Male Aged 66: You want "companionship" for 2 days a week for 2 hours? What kind of "friendship" is that..or "companionship"? When the phrases open minded and not looking for sex are combined that usually means looking for sex but what do I know. Also if you can't return emails at age 66, maybe 2 hours isn't long enough even with viagara? Interesting you chose over 35 so 36 and up or does that include age 35 because 3 decades is a solid time frame. In fact I'm in my early 30s and just get lost thinking about those babies being my age one day and me being... well yea, no no I definitely do not! Good Luck sir (also there's a difference between a babysitter, a nurse and a companion ya know)
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