short, sweet, and simple..the ad isnt that long either! ha - 18 (A gal that knows who she is and what she wants..)

hey! you found my ad. i feel like my amazing smile, outgoing personality,kind and compassionate nature are all going to waste. i need a good guy to share it with (thats deserving of course).so lets see what the internet can do for me ! here is the short and sweet version of the me's and you's. hope to hear from you soon and thanks for your reply :]

me:
18
thick/chubby
shorter side of things (5'5)
black and choctaw native american mixed
pretty :]
i have all my teeth! lol jk ...............no, but seriously, they are all there :]
(funny)
intelligent
witty
amusing
blessed with the gift of gab
and so muc more! haha



you:
younger than 27
respectful
sweet
romantic
paitent
taller side of things (over 5'8)
husky/cuddly/football build
inteligent
goal oriented
independent

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Hey thick/chubby/teethful gabber! Great to see you on the internet and your typos aside - glad that you are looking for a football player type guy who is on craigslist looking for a gal and also happens to be sweet, romantic, respectful, independent and goal oriented! You are right about one thing for sure - you are (funny) or what I like to type as "funny". Best of luck with your search - have you tried plentyoffreaks yet?
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New Years Plans (No peeing in a bottle in Times Square in the cold this year huh)

2011 is slowly inching closer, and I have NO plans for New Years Eve. Pitiful, I know. But I would love to go out and party it up, or stay in and have a small gathering....just as long as I am quie tipsy then I am fine. Im a SBF with no kids, my small circle of friends will all be out of town for New Years. So here I am, hoping someone has some cool New Years plans I can join. Take a chance.....make a friend!! :-)

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Hi SBF: New Years Eve can be very tough but don't admit to being pitiful on the internet - nobody wants to be friends with those that are self-admittingly pitiful. So is this a date or a friend or both because the whole no kids comment confused me or am I reading into things too much? Happy 2011 and I hope you get to be quite tipsy amongst your new friend or friends! Bottoms up

iPhone tester-- just look at my site on your iphone & tell me what u c (i. c. u. p.?)

I'm creating a web site for a client and don't have access to an iphone to see how it works on that, so I need someone to be able to click on a link and look at the site on their iphone and tell me what happens/how the site looks. For each time I ask and you look at the site and respond, I will pay $2. It may take just a couple of looks until I get the site working, or it may take many. I just need you to be available to look and respond somewhat quickly (within an hour or so) for a period of time. I don't expect this whole project to last more than a week and definitely shouldn't keep you from doing any other jobs simultaneously.

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Matt investigates: Sounds like fun - I wait around and free up my iphone to check an app for you and whenever I happen to check it for you and respond within about an hour - you pay me 2 bucks, 8 quarters, 20 dimes, 200 pennies... each time -- might be 1, might be 5 but it seems to me... you want access to a stranger's iphone -- ranging between $100-$600 retail plus an internet plan and itunes account & you came up with 2 bucks thinking what... someone is going to jump at the chance to make 2 bucks or even 20 bucks? Also I do all of that and the work is done - money will just show up somwhere, maybe paypal on you - a guy/gal i don't know saying so?
I just think it comes down to value - time, action and tools are involved here... seems like more of an annoyance for it to last throughout the week - 5 times a day for 7 days would come out to $70 which sounds better but not when it means being harassed 35 times in 1 week for it... most people make that in 1 day, a few hours, or less..
But APP ON (how bout a piece of the sales that the app does...now that sounds promising... cause hey, there's an app for that [dispensing two dollar bills out of your phone and into your hands])