Needed: Cleaning Lady (But not for any actual mess..)

This is a tidy home that needs a weekly cleaning person. We are a nice family looking for a nice cleaning person; daytime; on a consistent schedule every Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.
We're looking for someone who will:
Thoroughly clean bathrooms.
Vacuum bedrooms.
Clean and shine hardwood floors.
Clean the surfaces that need cleaning.
In return, we'll always leave you a neat house that will only need your care and maintenance -- you won't come to our place and find a mess.
We pay $10.00 per hour.
If this sounds like you, please respond and let us know:
What your availability is.
Whether you can provide references. You don't have to actually give us references in your reply, but if we reply back to you, we will expect you to provide them at that time.
We look forward to hearing from you

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Matt loves: So Let me get this straight, you want to hire someone to clean your house that you PROMISE
to leave neat... you need someone to thoroughly clean NEAT rooms?! I understand saying your house resembles
that of a hoarder might scare off people but no reason to call it neat. My dvd collection is neat as in neat-o (because it's not really that neat..). Also I know you don't want anyone to steal from you but who is looking to clean houses for $10 an hour and wanting to get you references from other people ...to have them take time out of their day to call another stranger to say "Hey, that person makes our house shine like the top of the Chrysler building AND guess what, has never stolen a thing, not even a red bull or 1 pair of panties!" Yeah good luck...and how NICE does one have to be...really?! I mean people working at Starbucks are making that or more money...they can be nice but they are in customer service... maybe some people need motivation to be mean on dirt and must trash talk in order to scrub those bathroom tiles squeaky clean, right?!