Seeking a Reliable Massage Therapist (and maybe a real therapist too..)

I'm seeking both a regular and reliable massage therapist. I would prefer an Asian therapist, but I'm really open. Furthermore, I would prefer to come to you, but I'm also open with this as well. Thanks

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No Thank You!: I know you probably only want 1 therapist but sounds like you want a regular therapist and a reliable massage therapist. Do you want to talk your problems over a back rub? Maybe you want someone asian because you might be asian but in this economy and marketplace, it's nice to know you can be open - really open! Tension gone!

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