Servers Wanted (To refrain or to "!!!" is the question..)

We are hiring for banquet related positions in order to build the most elite banquet serving staff in Atlanta. Our typical banquet servers help with place-settings, serving, clearing, wine services, and butler passing.

Part-time, Full-time, and On-call positions available. Flexible scheduling makes this position perfect for those who have a full-time job or are a college student.

Locations include: Catering facilities, banquet halls, country clubs, corporate office buildings, four-star and five-star restaurants and hotels, sports arenas and many more!!!.

Requirements:

GOOD, POSITIVE ATTITUDE - WE WANT POSITIVE, ENTHUSIASTIC people!!!

PROFESSIONAL APPEARANCE - Sloppy, unkempt, tacky PLEASE REFRAIN from responding to this post!!!

SERVING EXPERIENCE - ALWAYS a PLUS, but willing to train the right person!!!

RELIABLE- NO flip-floppers ALLOWED!!!

RESPONSIBLE - Mature, professionals ONLY!!!

RESOURCEFUL – You will be going to new locations you might not have been to -HELLO, HOTLANTA IS BLOWING UP WITH COOL SPOTS!!!

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Dear Hotlanta blowing up w/cool spots: Capital letters and multiple exclamation marks won't make this job more appealing to me...but what will make it work is the fact that I might be tacky and a flip-flopper (I find that's someone that goes back and forth on the issues....like a politician) which means I might be too mature for your job - also weird you mention some elite places near the top yet you make it sound like you are hitting clubs in the bottom? I heard there's a place called like The Devil's Sphincter down there - will catering jobs be there and no mention of whether or not you care about those that may have a substance abuse hobby or not? Well this ad reeks of professionalism with a CAPITAL SLOPPY!